“As a door turns on its hinges, so the slacker turns on his bed.” – Proverbs 26:14 I have to say, I just love the visual presented by this proverb. The slacker turns on his bed the way a door turns on its hinges. Leave it to Proverbs to find the perfect figure of speech to describe a lazy person! I am a side sleeper, so on those occasions when I have trouble sleeping, I can feel just like a door turning back and forth. Am I a slacker? Sometimes I can be, although I prefer to think of myself as a procrastinator. That makes it sound like I am…